There?s no shortage of sleazy surprises in the world of baby picture pimping. Today, TMZ reports that soon-to-be-dad Matthew McConaughey and his model girlfriend Camila Alves have hired an actual agent to auction off photos of their upcoming newborn?s visage to the major glossies. And the ?brand agent? in question, Todd Shemarya, has quite a record ? he?s the man behind Brangelina?s record-setting deal with People, and Christina Aguilera?s far less pricey cover with the sa

?Maxim? Hot 100 List Nr. 1 Marisa Miller. Vote!!! It?s shaping up to be an amazing year for top model?Marisa Miller, who can now add the top spot on Maxim magazine?s Hot 100 list to her 2008 accolades. The American beauty landed her first Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue cover in February and now she has beaten?Scarlett Johansson and?Jessica Biel to the coveted No. 1 on Maxim?s annual countdown of lovely ladies. Magazine editor James Kaminsky insists Miller?was his choice becaus

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Maxim?s hottest: Marisa Miller. WTF? Friday, May 16th, 2008 WTF Maxim? With the ENTIRE WORLD to chhose from, they choose swimsuit model Marisa Miller as the hottest woman this year. Really? Really? I guess that?s better than lawn gnome Eva Longoria but not much better. My choice this year? Let?s go with Elisha Cuthbert, base on the photo below. Va-Va-Voom! Who would be your hottest? Post a comment an let us know! Scarlett Johansson may be No. 1 with fiancee Ryan Reynolds, bu

Snapped as the two lovebirds (not really) left the Soho Grand Hotel in NYC. Is it just me or does Monkey Boy, Jordan Bratman, always look exhausted? Dude looks about ready to either file for divorce or take his own life due to over-exhaustion caused by being Christina Aguilera?s bitch

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Happy Friday everybody! Its is such a nice day here in St.Louis. Also there ispractically nothing going on in the tabloid world. So here is a picture of ChristinaAguilera and her giant boobs. This is just my point of view but aren't her boobsa little vieny to be attractive. I am a guy so I will bang just about anybody butI can't get over her blue vieny massive tits. Its OK though, I'd still nail her. Socongrats Xtina on your giant sexy rack. Oh yea and

Scarlett Johansson Should Stick To Acting (Dlisted) Eva Longoria Is Desperate For Attention (Lainey Gossip) Britney Spears Sex Tape Is For Sale (IDLYITW) Megan Fox Gets Mexican With Her 90210 Friend (DS nsfw) Christina Aguilera Matches Her Bra With Her Handbag (The Bastardly) Jennifer Aniston Pretends To Be A Mommy (Just Jared) Jessica Simpson Is One Hot Maid Of Honor (Popsugar) Portia de Rossi & Ellen Are Getting Hitched (Pink Is The New Blog) Victoria Beckham Is N

Here are some more pics of Christina Aguilera out and about showing off her big whore cleavage. Im still pretty hung over. Im having a hard time coming up with shitty commentary for these pics. I usually comment about how I would like to stick my head between those tits in a suicidal fashion but i?m gonna lay off that one and instead let you enjoy these pic

One on One will be an occasional feature here at DeadOn, comparing and contrasting one pop culture thing to another in various categories, making totally somewhat baseless and arbitrary judgments, and hopefully making some people happy and other people mad. It?s like VH1, but good. Today, sometime Mouseketeers and erstwhile superstars go under the microscope for our viewing pleasure. It?s the Battle of Bubblegum, the Skirmish of Saccharine: It?s Britney against Christina. The qu

Syesha Mercado fought hard to stay in the race. Despite seeming to always end up in the bottom, she didn?t let it break her optimism. She kept plugging away, until her strong will and work ethic were not match for TPTB who were determined to have a David and David finale. Syehsa sure gave them a run for their money, and I would imagine, a little scare. Check out excerpts from her exit interviews with the press yesterday, after the JUMP? Sources: USA Today, Entertainment Weekly,

? one-time hollywood madame heidi fleiss now lives with 20 parrots & runs a laundromat! dlisted ? preparations are underway in encino for the ashlee simpson & pete wentz wedding celebslam ? ellen degeneres and portia di rossi can now get married in california! popsugar ? paris hilton & benji madden are seriously talking about getting hitched i'm not obsessed ? a glowing & pregnant angelina jolie hit the red carpet in cannes w/ brad pitt a socialite's life ? all the details

Link Time!!! 2 hours 21 min ago by PopSugar 186 Views - 12 comments Scarlett Johansson goes live ? AOL Christina Aguilera has her twins out again ? Egotastic LC parties with she-Pratt ? JustJared Please don't let there be a Britney and Adnan sex tape ? D-Listed Cheryl Tweedy is hot, hot, hot ? Hollywood Tuna Mario Lopez promotes his rock hard muscles book ? Hollywood Rag Crazy rumors from old Hollywood ? IDLYITW Hot trend: celebrity cellulite ? cityrag Lisa Marie Pr

Ed. note: Chris "dennisobell" Molanphy, our resident chart guru, looks at the upward, downward, and lack of movement on this week's Billboard charts. This week he takes a look at the long, fan-aggravating history of belated "bonus track" re-releases, and how the music industry turned these anomalies into a premeditated punishment for making an album popular: In 1988, I was a high-school junior and dweeby pop fan (only half of that has changed) madly in love with Pet Shop Boys'

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